Thursday 4 February 2016

#TBT - Angelina Jolie Edition

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Once upon a time, before the adorable child army, directing and her charitable work across the world (and pre-Brad Pitt)  Angelina Jolie Pitt was THE Hollywood wild-child. Tattoo-lovin', knife-collecting, motorcycle-riding, helicopter-piloting Jolie epitomized fearlessness; after she won the Golden Globe in 1999, she famously jumped into the Beverly Hilton pool, and pulled an Access Hollywood reporter in with her for an interview.  She never shied away from discussing her sexuality or her drug use with journalists, and when she was married to Billy Bob Thornton, they wore matching vials of blood and were, ummm.... very, very into each other, everywhere.  If you do a quick Google search, you'd find heaps of picture of them looking pretty loved up! Here they are, at the "Gone in Sixty Seconds" premiere.....

Afterglow, or ready for round two?!
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...where they casually let red carpet reporters know that they'd just had sex in the limo on the way there.  They definitely burned HOT but the marriage didn't last and after what felt like a re-invention of sorts (immediately after Thornton she adopted Maddox and jumped into the role of mother while becoming heavily involved with humanitarian work) and after keeping romance and let's be real, sex, off the red carpet, she would find herself in the spotlight after working on a little flick called "Mr. & Mrs. Smith".   After MONTHS of denying romance rumours and coyly declaring that she didn't date married men, the worst kept secret in the universe was out: Brangelina was REAL.

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But, before Brad Pitt, and before Billy Bob Thornton, there was an infinitely hotter, infinitely sexier husband (please don't yell at me!) - she was married to Jonny Lee Miller and this is the coupling I wish we had a million red-carpet-make-out-and-groping photos of!!

The night of the infamous pool dive
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This sexy AF pair met on the set of "Hackers" in 1995 (not the best movie for them professionally, but personally, it was a success!) were inseparable, marrying the following year,  the bride wore a white tee shirt, with the groom's name written in blood. And even though this one didn't last, if I had to describe this marriage..

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Angelina Jolie + Jonny Lee Miller>>>>>>Angelina Jolie + Billy Bob Thornton.  Infinitely greater.


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So while we have a Jolie Pitt marriage that for now seems solid and like the one that will 'stick', I'll always be Team Jolie-Miller!

#Team Jolie-Miller
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Wishing you a day as limitless as you are~
Lisa and April


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